Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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