is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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