I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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