at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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