then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
why didn't you poke me back
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This house was built for laser tag.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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