well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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