When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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