Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
