Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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