I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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