fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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