i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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