Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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