how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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