Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Randomize
