Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I enjoy the company of your penis
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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