what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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