ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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