it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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