Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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