i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
