Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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