I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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