You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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