what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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