Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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