I heard we made out
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
