I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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