I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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