he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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