Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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