theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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