I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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