Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
