It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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