it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
if only i could text you this smell
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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