I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize