'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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