was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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