it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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