They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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