Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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