so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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