And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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