in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
not ubering you a puppy
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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