My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Michael Bay diarrhea
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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