Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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