yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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