People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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