There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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