I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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