Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Alive.
So much puke
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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