they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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