i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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